Secrets Revealed In Terrorist Cop Quick’s File

SCOTLAND Yard Assistant Commissioner Bob Quick arrived for a Downing Street meeting yesterday with top-secret file tucked under his arm.

The details were for an alleged bomb plot that may or may not happen.

Quick has now quit.

Anorak has used computer wizardry to investigate further and we bring you ten key top secret facts from the file:

1. Open this Way Up
2. Pull down masks
3. Hit people hard in the legs, back and shoulders
4. Step back into crowd
5. Deny involvement or blame “circumstances”
6. If ‘3’ fails, hit people hard in the throat
7. Remain sarcastic at all times
8. yneD
9. See Point ‘1’
10. Always go before leaving the station

Golden Rule: They are not to be referred to as “darkies” but “suspects”…

Anorak

Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink