Polar Bear Attacks Woman In Berlin (Video)
WHEN Anorak learnt that a polar bear had attacked a woman in Berlin, we thought of Knut stood atop the Brandenburg Gate, roaring with triumph as he stuck Lily Allen’s hair on his head
When we read that Knut was meeting with his therapist at the time, we thought of another nut - the woman who dived into the polar bear enclosure at Berlin Zoo.
The polar bears need saving. And this woman will save them by turning them on to human meat. The lucky Flocke.
If polar bears can eat humans, seals will be saved. It’s the polar bear plunge! Can you hear the screams of Mother Nature?
The woman was not eaten. She was only nibbled.
The polar bears rejected her sausage-reared carcas.
They crave journalists, washed down by polar bear water.
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April 14th, 2009 at 7:07 am
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April 13th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
It shouldn’t be funny. But it is. Fair play to whoever managed to pull her out, overweight AND wet. There’s a zoo of sorts near Benidorm, where the guy takes in unwanted animals from wherever. They had to increase their security after a lady decided to try and pet a lion, now several years old, she had last seen as a cub. One arm less for her and a snack for the lion. D’oh! He does seem to care about his animals though and thinks nothing of going in with them.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Stop it!
April 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am
You have to say that if she looked and dressed less like a seal she may have got away with it though
April 13th, 2009 at 7:59 am
The woman ‘jumped in’ to swim with them because she has mental health issues and really doesn’t need to have the piss taken out of her personally.
Nasty, nasty.
I’m disappointed at the comments re: her size…. what difference does it make? would it have been okay if she’d been page three material and mentally ill?
I blame the zoo for using the polar bear Knut as a nice little earner and making him out to be all cuddly and cute. ‘Ah come and pay to watch us playing with this adorable little teddy bear’. They made a fortune out of that poor animal and encouraged people like that deluded woman to forget they are predatory killers.
Beautiful yes. Mans best friend, NOT!!
April 13th, 2009 at 7:07 am
Every seen a polar bear eat! This lady is lucky.
April 13th, 2009 at 6:31 am
Could the bear have eaten her whole?
April 12th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Maybe there should be a separate enclosure for ‘fat cows’.
April 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Oh Eggman you rascasl, you..
April 12th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
To sams comment:
‘ animals dont belong in a zoo ‘
^^^^^
If we didnt have zoo’s there wouldn’t be any wild animals left. Were destroying there enviroments so the only way we can make sure we still have these kind of species is to keep them in captivity. As long as the animals have room to live, have plenty to eat and drink, are looked after well then zoos are good.
April 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
She might be bi-polar? Or is that when a bear swings both ways?
April 12th, 2009 at 11:07 am
The Darwin Awards have come round again I see.
April 12th, 2009 at 10:17 am
This poor woman has something wrong with her thinking for sure. Who would want to go and swim with those bears anyway. One look at them and most people run the other way. Imagine the horror felt those watching. She could have easily been eaten! Somehow the bears stopped at that, just as well as there would have been a dreadful scene.
April 12th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Love it when the fat cow dipps in a 2nd time and the bear goes under for a direct hit! Awesome
April 12th, 2009 at 6:52 am
animals do not belong in zoos.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Why isn’t there any video of the bear nibbling at her fat ass?
April 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
That is so funny! Especially when the fat cow falls in again!
April 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Which one is the polar bear?