Polar Bear Attacks Woman In Berlin (Video)

WHEN Anorak learnt that a polar bear had attacked a woman in Berlin, we thought of Knut stood atop the Brandenburg Gate, roaring with triumph as he stuck Lily Allen’s hair on his head

When we read that Knut was meeting with his therapist at the time, we thought of another nut – the woman who dived into the polar bear enclosure at Berlin Zoo.

The polar bears need saving. And this woman will save them by turning them on to human meat. The lucky Flocke.

If polar bears can eat humans, seals will be saved. It’s the polar bear plunge! Can you hear the screams of Mother Nature?

The woman was not eaten. She was only nibbled.

The polar bears rejected her sausage-reared carcas.

They crave journalists, washed down by polar bear water.