Princess Eugenie Shock Topless Pictures
PRINCESS Eugenie (surely Phew-geni? – Ed) is dressed in a Stars and Stripes bikini top.
The Express and Mirror lead with the image. But the Mail goes one step further and shows not just the bra top but the entire ensemble and headlines it:
“It’s Eugenie’s topless tropical frolic.”
Topless?
Are we to believe that Eugenie is not wearing a bikini top but possesses breasts covered in white stars on blue background (right breasts) and red and white horizontal stripes (left)?
The stripes can be explained away by sunbathing behind a venetian blind. But the stars are odd?
Last week, the Mail published pictures of Eugenie smoking a cigarette. Granted the cancer sticks are bad for your chest, but who knew they would turn the smoker into a human flag?
The one shame is that it’s the flag of a foreign power and not something more in keeping with Eugenie’s status, like the flag of the Royal Air Force or a row of jubilee bunting…
Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am
The voluptuous Amanda Plattel was calling Phew-geni’s mum, the Duchess of Pork, in its pages last week….could this be considered a kind of complaint q-t-s ?
April 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I was a bit disappointed in this story. The Queen’s grand-daughter should have been sporting a top with a picture of HRH the Queen on one breast and HRH Prince Philip on the other. On the third she could have had a picture of her Uncle Edward.
Really, standards are in decline. But do we hear the Daily Mail complain?