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The Queen Writes To Jade Goody

by | 14th, April 2009

JADE Goody is back on the cover of OK!, telling readers: “HOW THE QUEEN GRANTED MY DYING WISH.”

Her Majesty was caught short with Princess Diana and would not make the same mistake twice. She has responded to the nation’s pleas and lowered the flag to half-mast.

It turns out that Jade is not being channelled by the medium of OK! and that these bon mots are not words from the hereafter “Ambrosia-pops are mental”; “St Peter wants me evicted”; “Max, God says ‘Call Me” but taken from Jade’s new book, Jade: Forever In My Heart .

Jade is pictured holding a pen, which might signify this to be a work in progress. Extracts hereafter:

“I keep wanting one more big celebration. I think fancy dress would be good. I said to Jack: ‘You can go as a spoon and I’ll go as a boiled egg.’”

And Bobby and Freddy can go as mummy’s little soldiers?

And the phalanx of celebrities for

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