Comments on: Jade Goody’s Jack Tweed Is On Suicide Watch

By: magnetite

magnetite — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:23:21 +0000

I had Cobain’s too, for a while. Sadly, without a soft palate to add much needed reverb I found it flat and listless. George V now - that rolling ‘r’ at the end of Bugger Bognor - a classic. Even better that Charlton Heston’s “I didn’t really like guns, you knowwwwwwwwwwwwww…”

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:21:53 +0000

You can have it as a ring tone. It’s on the Celeb Rattles website. I have the Kurt Cobain one as an alarm call

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:41:13 +0000

It is a given he’ll make money (maybe?) with his claim to fame being Jade Goody’s husband, albeit briefly. I would hope no one was ’sick enough’ to have recorded her final hour(s). .

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:03:41 +0000

It’s money for old rope for the TV company. They will buy Jack and his ‘mate’ a pub in Essex. This mate is probably someone Jack has not yet met but who is considerably more articulate than Jack. They will spend a few grand tarting up the place and let the pair of them loose to try to make a go of the new enterprise. They will not intervene except perhaps to stop Jack burning it down for the insurance and will film the whole ‘car crash’ for Living TV. Whether the pub lives or dies is irrelevant. The TV company can’t lose.

On second thoughts, letting him burn it down would be good for a couple of episodes

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:20:37 +0000

Jade’s book is at number one and there are another two in the pipeline. Jade’s TV shows have highest viewing figures…….

Jack will do equally as well.
The way we view fame is really bizarre.

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:10:42 +0000

Her last breath was recorded for posterity by Jade Goody Productions and will be available in the autumn as part of a boxed set of memorabilia

(Boxed set. Geddit?)

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:06:25 +0000

He is such a wimp! From what I recall reading he didn’t even have the decency, courage to stay by his wife’s side as she laid dying taking her last breath. Take his own life? The Prison officials are more likely concerned that an inmate might do the late Jade Goody’s husband harm!

By: percy

percy — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:12:26 +0000

….if you mean “a colouring book”….then maybe…possibly….given time….

By: percy

percy — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:08:11 +0000

…at least now Jack now has some time set aside for thoughtful study….something simple to start with….like the numbers 1…2 & 3…and the letters …like…A…B….& C..
…it could come in useful …for his career as a celebrity….and for keeping golf scores correctly….
Yampy….really..Jack w-r-i-t-e a book!!!?….you is having a fantasy matey.

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:47:30 +0000

By Cool Hand Jack

By: percy

percy — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:46:54 +0000

A single cell in a suicide ward….with en-suite , plasma screen t.v and high speed p.c….. ….sounds like the lap of luxury to a lag like me….Jack is a lucky lad.

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:42:31 +0000

coming soon to OK magazine and a bookshop near you…..
‘My Prison Nightmare’.

By: yampster

yampster — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:40:51 +0000

There’s not much chance of him topping himself when he has so much to live for. His quest to fulfill the remaining, so far unknown, last wishes will keep him and the media busy for years