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	<title>Comments on: Susan Boyle And A Female Hairiness Health Warning</title>
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		<title>By: percy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-411088</link>
		<dc:creator>percy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...me too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;me too.</p>
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		<title>By: Bat E Bird</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bat E Bird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like Percy

He makes me laugh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like Percy</p>
<p>He makes me laugh</p>
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		<title>By: Kitty Kat Jenkins</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-411019</link>
		<dc:creator>Kitty Kat Jenkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, at least you did what I asked re: pissing into the wind...

"Could I make a suggestion to both of you knights in shiting armour, learn to read &amp; understand others point of view before you try to be clever."

More advice from the troll on training wheels....

Percy- with that being the last thing you said before your door prize request- you are officially denied acting like you are somehow above "all this." There are no prizes awarded for smugly rhyming about nothing. 

We all get it that you are really into your supposed wit- or whatever... Simply put: much like the article that started this magical little dialogue- you just aren't terribly funny.  Your crass rhymes and the pride you seem to display over them leaves me picturing you reading the miller's tale and cackling madly over the punchline flatulence, all the while saying "Now THAT'S funny! HAW HAW, SNORT, GUFFAW!"

Not to pit you against your apparent "brother in arms"- but Yampster does a lot more with a lot less- have your mum gather your crayons so you can take notes.

Hurry up and try to post something that rhymes and makes you sound detached from the little thread fight you jumped into with reckless abandon not so long ago.

&lt;strong&gt;Moderator  - You don't have to like people, and we do not tolerate constantly singling people out. Perhaps as a new poster you might like to stick roughly to the topic, which is not Percy or any other poster&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, at least you did what I asked re: pissing into the wind&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Could I make a suggestion to both of you knights in shiting armour, learn to read &amp; understand others point of view before you try to be clever.&#8221;</p>
<p>More advice from the troll on training wheels&#8230;.</p>
<p>Percy- with that being the last thing you said before your door prize request- you are officially denied acting like you are somehow above &#8220;all this.&#8221; There are no prizes awarded for smugly rhyming about nothing. </p>
<p>We all get it that you are really into your supposed wit- or whatever&#8230; Simply put: much like the article that started this magical little dialogue- you just aren&#8217;t terribly funny.  Your crass rhymes and the pride you seem to display over them leaves me picturing you reading the miller&#8217;s tale and cackling madly over the punchline flatulence, all the while saying &#8220;Now THAT&#8217;S funny! HAW HAW, SNORT, GUFFAW!&#8221;</p>
<p>Not to pit you against your apparent &#8220;brother in arms&#8221;- but Yampster does a lot more with a lot less- have your mum gather your crayons so you can take notes.</p>
<p>Hurry up and try to post something that rhymes and makes you sound detached from the little thread fight you jumped into with reckless abandon not so long ago.</p>
<p><strong>Moderator  - You don&#8217;t have to like people, and we do not tolerate constantly singling people out. Perhaps as a new poster you might like to stick roughly to the topic, which is not Percy or any other poster</strong></p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410996</link>
		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that your last acronym on the subject?</description>
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		<title>By: Murphy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410979</link>
		<dc:creator>Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: percy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410978</link>
		<dc:creator>percy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's like waiting for a bus...
Yampy...I win...what's the prize?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s like waiting for a bus&#8230;<br />
Yampy&#8230;I win&#8230;what&#8217;s the prize?</p>
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		<title>By: Kitty Kat Jenkins</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410975</link>
		<dc:creator>Kitty Kat Jenkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Percy- Watching you backpedal makes me smile. LOL at your inability to come up with anything worth saying in 24 hours. I like the "I know you are but what am I" defense- always a winner. Doesn't work, but clearly this kind of thing does not bother you. Good luck with your fixation on hairy things/rings or whatever it is you are going on about up there. 

Yampster- Stop it before y'all make me smile- (anyone see what I did there?) 

Moderator- OMG, RUN! IT'S THE FUZZ! 

Somebody notify Percy and tell him to get over here and piss into the wind again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Percy- Watching you backpedal makes me smile. LOL at your inability to come up with anything worth saying in 24 hours. I like the &#8220;I know you are but what am I&#8221; defense- always a winner. Doesn&#8217;t work, but clearly this kind of thing does not bother you. Good luck with your fixation on hairy things/rings or whatever it is you are going on about up there. </p>
<p>Yampster- Stop it before y&#8217;all make me smile- (anyone see what I did there?) </p>
<p>Moderator- OMG, RUN! IT&#8217;S THE FUZZ! </p>
<p>Somebody notify Percy and tell him to get over here and piss into the wind again.</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410966</link>
		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dammit Murph, you're early! Ok, who had 20:00 to 21:00 hours in the sweep?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dammit Murph, you&#8217;re early! Ok, who had 20:00 to 21:00 hours in the sweep?</p>
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		<title>By: Murphy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410961</link>
		<dc:creator>Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"You guys" are so good at satire :P get me?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You guys&#8221; are so good at satire <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> get me?</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410940</link>
		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My use of the term 'Hairy Angel' is in quotation marrks  which sort of implies that it's quoted from elsewhere. In fact it's quoted from the article above which I never claimed to have written but you claimed to have read. It's common literary practice over here to put another's work in quotation marks. See you tomorrow Murph</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My use of the term &#8216;Hairy Angel&#8217; is in quotation marrks  which sort of implies that it&#8217;s quoted from elsewhere. In fact it&#8217;s quoted from the article above which I never claimed to have written but you claimed to have read. It&#8217;s common literary practice over here to put another&#8217;s work in quotation marks. See you tomorrow Murph</p>
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		<title>By: Lone Pigeon</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410939</link>
		<dc:creator>Lone Pigeon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yall?? What does yall mean? Is it in the dictionary? Look it up for me Murphy.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yall?? What does yall mean? Is it in the dictionary? Look it up for me Murphy&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: dairy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410938</link>
		<dc:creator>dairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ooh - temper temper.....!   let us know when you've managed to find a sense of humour underneath all that disgust....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ooh - temper temper&#8230;..!   let us know when you&#8217;ve managed to find a sense of humour underneath all that disgust&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Murphy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410936</link>
		<dc:creator>Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the last five comments were funnier than any official posts i've seen.

so, yampster's use of the term Hairy Angel was not original, or a form of satire; just a rip off of another's ideas. Which is what i should expect from this site. You should really start your own site; it would probably be better than this one. It isnt hard to upload videos and cut and paste.

I'm not hooked. I'm disgusted.

And through with yall.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the last five comments were funnier than any official posts i&#8217;ve seen.</p>
<p>so, yampster&#8217;s use of the term Hairy Angel was not original, or a form of satire; just a rip off of another&#8217;s ideas. Which is what i should expect from this site. You should really start your own site; it would probably be better than this one. It isnt hard to upload videos and cut and paste.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not hooked. I&#8217;m disgusted.</p>
<p>And through with yall.</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-2#comment-410932</link>
		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Murphy is hooked. Our work here is done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Murphy is hooked. Our work here is done.</p>
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		<title>By: June</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-1#comment-410926</link>
		<dc:creator>June</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps he's a stand in for filling a hot air balloon...think skimming is too generous anyway, he doesn't seem to even bother to glance</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps he&#8217;s a stand in for filling a hot air balloon&#8230;think skimming is too generous anyway, he doesn&#8217;t seem to even bother to glance</p>
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		<title>By: Bat E Bird</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-1#comment-410925</link>
		<dc:creator>Bat E Bird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi June :smile:

I only skimmed through the rants.  They're a bit long-winded for my attention span. :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi June <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':smile:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I only skimmed through the rants.  They&#8217;re a bit long-winded for my attention span. <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: June</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-1#comment-410923</link>
		<dc:creator>June</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone else shave their legs before hopping on the scales?

Morning Percy, Yampster and  Bat e Bird and Magnetite.....wtf is Murphy ranting on about?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone else shave their legs before hopping on the scales?</p>
<p>Morning Percy, Yampster and  Bat e Bird and Magnetite&#8230;..wtf is Murphy ranting on about?</p>
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		<title>By: Bat E Bird</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-1#comment-410921</link>
		<dc:creator>Bat E Bird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do people not follow the links provided?  

You'll see "The Hairy Angel" headline is from a tabloid so why don't you go and have a rant on the Daily Mail website?</description>
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<p>You&#8217;ll see &#8220;The Hairy Angel&#8221; headline is from a tabloid so why don&#8217;t you go and have a rant on the Daily Mail website?</p>
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		<title>By: Murphy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/207516/media/susan-boyle-and-a-female-hairiness-health-warning.html/comment-page-1#comment-410920</link>
		<dc:creator>Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The unnamed moderator of this website should look up the meaning of satire. Actually...i'll do it for you, because i believe you incapable of research

sat⋅ire
   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sat-ahyuhr] Show IPA
–noun
1. 	the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. 	a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. 	a literary genre comprising such compositions.

You have the deriding part right...yes you are deriding Ms. Boyle, but it is done in the lowest class, photoshop edited, grade school-ish way that is NOT Satire;it is jealousy plain and simple.  And here i was thinking the British knew comedy.

And Percy...i dont know how we could have "understood"  your point of view when this is the first time you have referenced the fact that you enjoyed the performance?  I highly doubted that you would ever admit that that you watched and enjoyed it on this website, where everyone is expected to make fun of each other. Why don't you totally change your position? "enjoy Susan for what she is….a lady who can sing a song … but its the unshaved look that really sells Susan for some..." that doesnt sound like a person who was moved by her performance...it sounds like an asshole.

Satire is NOT making fun of someone's appearance or calling her the Hairy Angel. Effin pathetic, the whole lot of ya.

"Moderator." Why dont you tell us your real name? Or are you hiding?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The unnamed moderator of this website should look up the meaning of satire. Actually&#8230;i&#8217;ll do it for you, because i believe you incapable of research</p>
<p>sat⋅ire<br />
   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sat-ahyuhr] Show IPA<br />
–noun<br />
1. 	the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.<br />
2. 	a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.<br />
3. 	a literary genre comprising such compositions.</p>
<p>You have the deriding part right&#8230;yes you are deriding Ms. Boyle, but it is done in the lowest class, photoshop edited, grade school-ish way that is NOT Satire;it is jealousy plain and simple.  And here i was thinking the British knew comedy.</p>
<p>And Percy&#8230;i dont know how we could have &#8220;understood&#8221;  your point of view when this is the first time you have referenced the fact that you enjoyed the performance?  I highly doubted that you would ever admit that that you watched and enjoyed it on this website, where everyone is expected to make fun of each other. Why don&#8217;t you totally change your position? &#8220;enjoy Susan for what she is….a lady who can sing a song … but its the unshaved look that really sells Susan for some&#8230;&#8221; that doesnt sound like a person who was moved by her performance&#8230;it sounds like an asshole.</p>
<p>Satire is NOT making fun of someone&#8217;s appearance or calling her the Hairy Angel. Effin pathetic, the whole lot of ya.</p>
<p>&#8220;Moderator.&#8221; Why dont you tell us your real name? Or are you hiding?</p>
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		<title>By: percy</title>
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		<dc:creator>percy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you Murph for showing me the error of my ways....and thank you too, Kitty Kat, for showing me your arse.... I will try to refrain from posting any more comments on the media's making of Susan to suit you.
For the record , I enjoyed  Susan's singing and do not find her in the least physically unattractive , unlike Kitty Kat , but then again I do not have his god given ability to hear  angels sing while showing me his hairy ring.
Could I make a suggestion to both of you knights in shiting armour, learn to read &amp; understand others point of view before you try to be clever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you Murph for showing me the error of my ways&#8230;.and thank you too, Kitty Kat, for showing me your arse&#8230;. I will try to refrain from posting any more comments on the media&#8217;s making of Susan to suit you.<br />
For the record , I enjoyed  Susan&#8217;s singing and do not find her in the least physically unattractive , unlike Kitty Kat , but then again I do not have his god given ability to hear  angels sing while showing me his hairy ring.<br />
Could I make a suggestion to both of you knights in shiting armour, learn to read &amp; understand others point of view before you try to be clever.</p>
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