BRITAIN’S Got Talent Susan Boyle has “finally bagged herself a fella”.
So says the Sun in “Susan has got a man at last”.
One in the eye for all those who bullied, teased and prodded Susan with sticks. Susan Boyle’s not a joke any more.
The 48-year-old — who’s never been kissed — now has a live-in hunk to fend off her growing fanbase. The mystery man even answers the door at Susan’s home in Blackburn, West Lothian — and yesterday he saw off scores of autograph hunters desperate to meet the singing sensation.
Who has bagged La Boyle?
Virgin Susan has become a global sensation — with 50million hits on YouTube to watch her version of West End hit I Dreamed A Dream.
A virgin? But he lives with her? Is she keeping him waiting?
And the strain of her busy new life was starting to show as she refused to smile on the short trip to the service.
That’s it. Anorak’s backing Shaheen. Bag The Boyle!
It also emerged last night that Susan shared a stage with Pop Idol’s Michelle McManus, Fame Academy winner David Sneddon and Britain’s Got Talent finalist Andy Muir in a talent show. Amazingly none of the four won at the Linlithgow Rose Social Club.
Yes, er, amazing. Its turns out all four lost to a man who could say tongue twisters backwards in the style of Michael Jackson swallowing a live electric eel, with first place won by a top-heavy, young blonde woman who could read minds.
Update:
ITV last night said Susan’s minder was not a “bodyguard” but a member of the production crew.
Let’s hope he’s not after Susan for her fame and will drop her like a hot bikini wax when she fails to win.
Update 2: Susan Boyle’s real name is Armani Dolce. Pictures of her - naked - here.
How long will the Boyle sensation last? Anorak says until she removes her fright wig, undoes her Frump Suit and reveals herself as the blonde stunna God made her…
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May 28th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
peter?
are you asking questions or do you just simply not know what the question mark symbol actually is? or how to spell.. seriously
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
She’s a very popular and famous person now, she could do with a bodyguard team
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
as the crowds gathered around the holy mother of god on the holy mountan many touched her veil ….but there touching hands made many darkened spots show to the eyes of the visionaries, comment was made regarding this happening ….only to be told by ourlady , that this was due to there sinfull souls ? there was only one sinless soul that ever walked our planet …that was her son …jesus christ the man ….we nailed to a tree?
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Oh… okay then!
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
susans strong faith will see her through? iam hoping she will pilgrime to medugorje soon? she is now very much …in the eyes of god , and could help safe many from from walking with satan , she already was a winner in gods house …before her tv debute, her simple life is now over ,and i pray god will guide her in all she dose on the world stage, i have know doubts we are going to see many more susan boyles appearing all over the world , people who are survivours of our godless world , people pure in mind body and soul who live to help others , but still manage to smile through all there own personal sufferings …being reborn is much more ? than winning any talent contest , and susan has the lot?…god bless her always
April 21st, 2009 at 12:12 am
Susan Boyle has a sense of humour and nothing will faze her! Good to see she will make lots of the green stuff.