Kanye West Uses Naked Lover Amber Rose To Model His Shoes
KANYE West features in Louis Vuitton’s new ad campaign to sell his range of shoes.
Do you see the shoes?
If you buy these shoes, you too can have an ex-lesbian model called Amber Rose (nominative determinalism again, folks) to warm your crotch.
Anorak suggests going the final yard and allowing each pair of Kanye West’s shoes to be pre-worn by a naked Amber Rose and come with a picture of her suitably booted.
In some pictures she could wear LV knickers - to capture the child’s shoe market - and stuff them still warm into the left one.
For those who want the personal touch, Amber could lick your boots into a moist shine and produce a vial of spittle to keep the look alive and vibrant.
Note: These shoes may not convert naked lesbians to your crotch…
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April 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
hi gay
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
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April 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
fuck Kanye West
April 21st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
…a real heel with no sole…..
April 20th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
[...] - Kanye West has really been in the news a lot lately. If it’s not about his fashion crew, its about Kanye’s shoes or him with Amber Rose. Well you know I’m not going to let you down because I have a combination of Kanye West, his shoes and Amber Rose all in one. The three of them had a photo shoot together recently for a supposed promotional ad campaign for French fashion designer Louis Vuitton’s luxury fashion line. [anorak] [...]