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Kerry Katona Auditions For Strictly Come Dancing

by | 21st, April 2009

kerry-katona-in-bed KERRY Katona would like OK! readers to know that she “celebrated my divorce by downing shots”.

Only there is no divorce from husband Marc Croft.

And those rumours of a “sex tape”.

Well, steady yourselves fans of short bald men shagging fat blonde women on grainy mobile phone footage the tape turns out to be a “fake”.

So no divorce. No sex tape. But there are revelations and shocks.

  • Kerry did NOT rip the family phone from the family wall.
  • Marc did NOT take Kerry’s mobile away.
  • Kerry did NOT call Brian McFadden.
  • Kerry did NOT tell the children Molly and Lilly about her non divorce.
  • Kerry did NOT self-destruct.
  • Kerry did NOT intend to divorce Marc.
  • Kerry is NOT having a baby.

Kerry is the hardest working denier in showbiz. In other Kerry Katona news:

“Marc kept me up all night snoring.”

Kerry then stands on one leg by a tree and says:

“I feel like I’m on Strictly Come Dancing – maybe they’ll ask me on the show now.”

Well, Kate Garraway performed

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