Shaheen Jafargholi Lances The Boyle
LANCE the Boyle! Susan Boyle must be toppled. Hurrah for Shaheen Jafargholi, who is on American TV show The Today show, telling Americans:
“It has changed my life. Overnight I’ve become apparently a global superstar. It’s so amazing to have that title. I couldn’t believe it when I was told that. It’s always been a dream of mine to get this recognition. I always like to be in the spotlight and hopefully now it’s my time to shine.”
For too long Susan Boyle has bestrode the entertainment industry like a frumpy, dowdy Colussus, presenting a frigid barrier to anyone good looking, pert or up-for-it who might sail between her legs into the starry waters.
Now thanks to the wonder that is photogenic Shaheen…… (that enough, ed?)
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Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
What?
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
Bad Yampster. Bad. Ruler across knuckles….
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:21 am
How dare this good looker usurp Our Susan’s place at the top of the tree. He is young, his turn will come again. Let’s not drop Our Susan after just one week.
Let the battle of the voters commence
And may the best man win
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 am
Shahite should be introduced to a pair of trainers as he’s probably obese. That’d wipe the sickly smile off his coupon.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
…it will get deeper, I’m told…..
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 am
Wonder what will happen when his voice breaks…
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Unfortunately for him though, his Mum is quite well
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I heard he’s really 32
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
and of course the boy is a ’stage school kid’ bordering on professional so he has already learnt the ‘charm’.
And of course he’ll win because all the young girls vote for the attractive young boys! . (a la George!)
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Ron - It’s the prejudice against the photogenic that must end.
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
…” I always like to be in the spotlight and hopefully now it’s my time to shine.”
Oh yes, don’t all kids like to be in the spotlight!
Susan Boyle wants the chance to be a singer like Ms.Paige and this kid likes to be in the spotlight.
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
After Susan Boyle discover now The Crisp bread dancing boys at the Sweden’s Got Talent : http://www.newslicious.net/2009/04/susan-boyle-en-passe-de-ceder-sa-place.html
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
It’s a shame nobody here in America watches the Today Show anymore, otherwise maybe you’d get some traction on this slimey opinion piece.