SLOWLY Susan Boyle turns back into Armani Dolce, the woman whose idea it was to create a plain, frumpy alter ego and make a moral and theological point about pretty much everything.
Susan Boyle is the virginal, simple spinster, a mile removed from Armani’s true self - pictured here.
Now Susan has had her makeunder.
Anorak takes a look at how Armani’s wig has been replaced by a more tamed verison, her Frump Suit thinned out and her mask (last used in Mr Doutfire) peeled back…
Can you see the join?
Pictures and Icons:
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Susan Boyle Sings Live On American TV: Video
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Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“Armani Dolce”? That name sounds about as believable as this theory.
April 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Anokak….I just clicked on the ad for a virgin phone on your site and got an adlink error…..is that an error?….your software seems to need sorting
Moderator - Thanks, we’ll pass it on to the techguys
April 26th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Next Susan will lose weight magically, and she will reimerge with a super slim figure. Her double chin will disappear and the lines under her eyes. Wait with baited breath..have taken note of her beautician though as not every beautician can create excellent eyebrows. Seen some corkers!
April 25th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
She’s had her eyebrows waxed and can’t put makeup on…..amazing I’ve been to Specsavers!
April 25th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Looks like I’ll have to go on more shopping trips and have to repeatedly exit-enter airport departure points. The paparazzi and media are completely ignoring me of late! The bastards!
April 25th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Anyone or anything that distracts the papers/media away from that pair of self-indulgent and omnipresent media whores Victoria and David Beckham is a winner in my books! May I also personally thank the credit crunch for its sterling efforts also!
April 25th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Time to leave the woman alone. She really doesn’t deserve all the pis* taking and comment on every little thing.
All she did was sing a song and sing it beautifully.
Are they trying to push her to the brink bearing in mind her learning disability?
Nasty. Nasty. nasty. All of it. and you too Anorak for perpetuating it.
Theres a fine line between satire and spite.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Haven’t you got anything better to do? Obviously not.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
…that’s ok Anokak.. on cue .the comments have magically re appeared…
April 25th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Are posts disappearing?
New software so any errors please say…
April 25th, 2009 at 11:51 am
…neat trick Anokak…good to see your are not muggles..and can do magic..but making my posts disappear is simple sleight of hand…what else do you do?
April 25th, 2009 at 11:46 am
..I know where your hiding
April 25th, 2009 at 11:33 am
…I knew I had seen Susan somewhere before..I smell a spell….that is no ordinary vein on her forehead, nor is it a hair..it is the vein of VOLDEMORT …come out Harry Potter…you can’t fool Percy….
April 25th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Frist….you sure its just not a bad make up day?