The Apprentice’s Lorraine In Sex Club Orgy

WORKING out who to hate in The Apprentice is this season’s challenge.

Ben Clarke is easy to dislike. But the carbed-up version of Coronation Street Rat Boy David Platt is being edged out by Philip, the charmless, self-centred former estate agent who thinks shouting down women is a stepping stone to a place on The Sunday Times Rich List.

His sounding board last week was Lorraine Tighe, who the News of The World says is a “SWINGER” fresh from a “sweaty orgy in a sex club”.

To capture the essence of the vision, think Olive from On The Buses having her ticket punched by a mini cab driver from Luton.

Tighe The Swinghe is now the contestant most likely to bring the Alan Sugar Vibrator and Emailer to market, a nine-inch pleasure wand fashioned into the form of Sir Alan’s pointy finger. You’re fired up with a Sugar Stick. (Alan, call me.)

As for Lorraine:

The dowdy businesswoman told how watching six naked men and women writhing in a sexual frenzy in Amsterdam’s infamous red light district changed her life forever.

Lust-filled Lorraine, 36… was so turned on by what she saw that she then paid for her BOYFRIEND to romp with a PROSTITUTE while she looked on.

“My eyes nearly came out of my head that night,” she confessed to a pal.

Steady with that Sugar Stick, Lorraine. Read the instructions. Get some ointment.

“There was a black man and a white woman having what I would call severe sex like I’d never seen before, really angry sex.”

Like Philip shagging himself to within an inch of his own life, then begging for more.

Anorak

Posted: 26th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink