HAVING negotiated the journey to fame and rehab, Susan Boyle is now staring death in the face.
Earlier Our Susan was in rehab, following a makeover. Now Susan Boyle moves onto Stage 3 of her media narrative: the decline.
Susan is being spoken about in the same breath as death. Who is death? No, it’s not Simon Cowell, who has had his maw darkened to make his teeth appear ever brighter.
In “Piers: Boyle will be the death of me”, the Sun’s Carla Lee says:
JUDGE Piers Morgan revealed yesterday he is sick to death of the mania over Britain’s Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle.
Piers is now on celebrity suicide watch, joining such causes for concern as:
Jack Tweed
Knut
Bankers
Soldiers
Shannon Matthews’ kidnapper
JK Rowling
Heather Locklear
Pete Wentz
Jordan twice!
Britney Spears thrice!!…
Big Brother star
Jo O’Meara
Jade Goody
Paris Hilton
Amy Winehouse
Paul Gascoigne
Piers said: “The phenomenon has got so insane I’ve got a horrible feeling that when I die the headlines are now going to read, ‘Judge in Susan Boyle video dies’.
“If you think Susan Boyle mania is out of control in Britain you should try being in America, as I am at the moment.
“Every TV show, magazine, newspaper, and radio station is absolutely obsessed with her. Right now she is the hottest star in the US.
“When you think that the likes of poor old Robbie Williams and Jonathan Ross have been trying for 15 years to crack it here, and she’s done it in just a week, this does seem a little unfair. But hey, that’s showbiz.”
And showbiz means that Susan Boyle won’t win:
He believes that young rivals Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi have a better chance.
As for Susan Boyle:
Meanwhile, Susan took time out to visit her mum’s grave in Scotland with her sister Bridie.
Well, with Jack Tweed in jail and the Jade Goody musical still in the making, the tabloids need to keep Susan Boyle alive…
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 27th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Posts are back to front…. tee hee.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
This has gone berserk, it really has!
Karen , had he been NULab, no one would have listened as they never mean what they say. But, he should have been a real bitch and said she has cellulite…
April 27th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Coolandcalm/June
I looked it up on YouTube.
Poor Tory - trying to be right on - failing miserably as usual (although - I don’t think they would’ve pulled him up about it if he was Labour - they’d have gone along with it… ).
April 27th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
June/Coolandcalm
Why was Miss California threatened & how come you were watching something with a Miss California in it?
I’m feeling sorry for Susan Boyle - she’s still got to sing in the competition & she’s had ridiculous amounts of publicity. I’d be sooooo embarrassed & intimidated.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Okay… not only am I clairvoyant and responding to June before she posts but I’m in disgrace and my posts are once again going off into the ether!
Webmaster, sort that glitch!
April 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
why are posts in a weird order? Looks like I’m clairvoyant and answered June’s post before she posted.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
June… I saw that and was stunned. A real jaw-dropping moment! What a stupid stupid little man. he deserves sacking for being so unaware of inappropriate behaviour.
And for being so horribly SMUG.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Anorak! You have forgotten Miss California who Alan Duncan threatened to kill live on air on Friday night