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Fattest Mum Raises Triplet Babies On McDonald’s

by | 28th, April 2009

leanne-salt THE country’s “Fattest mother” Leanne Salt feeds her triplets on McDonald’s fast food. The children are eight-months-old.

The woman’s name? Mrs Salt.

And so we add a page to Anorak’s Nominative Determinalism Guide Book.

Mrs Salt weighed 40 stone when she gave birth to her three children Deanna, Daisy and Finlee. She weighs over 30 stone now. Leanne Salt is 24.

Says she in Closer magazine:

“My babies were six months old when they had their first McDonald’s. They had chicken nuggets and chops and loved it.”

Adding:

“Anyway, they don’t always have junk food – sometimes I’ll cook them a microwave lasagne. Babies are always hungry – sometimes it’s easier to give them food that’s already prepared.”

At 2pm on the dot each child eats a packet of Wotsits.

The children look fine as they dandle on a place where Leanne’s knees might be.

But the story is all a cue for the magazine medics to say that the children are not fine and are going to live lingering horrible lives being morbidly obese with stomachs with their own post codes and no friends and a sex life as out of reach as their genitals.

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