Miss USA Pageant Paid For Carrie Prejean’s Boob Job

WHAT news of Carrie Prejean? So goes the popular cry. Has she been killed by a British MP. Or mugged by a blogger?

Carrie Prejean is the gay-marriage opposin’, beauty queenin’, fake chest wearin’…

Oh, yes, Carrie watchers. Your Carrie sports fake breats paid for and organised by the Miss USA pageant. These are the official Miss USA fake breasts, available in a range of sizes for the budding beauty queen in your training bra.

Press the left nipple and salute the strains of God Bless Amerika; press the right one and enjoy a delicious cola beverage. Tap Carrie between the legs and you get crushed ice.

You want nuts?

What odds dear readers, than inside those Prejean panties lurks a huge swinging penis? With your Cuchini tucked inside your jockstrap, who apart from the wet-eyed male judge who gave you top marks in all areas would know?

Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California Pageant, says he helped Miss Prejean get a boob job:

“We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done. We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage.”

And all done in the best possible taste…

Anorak

Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink