The Swine Flu, 9/11, Global Warming Colouring Book: In Pictures
YOU’VE seen the TV pictures. You’ve read the news. Now enjoy the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s children’s colouring book, featuring drawings of the September 11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center and YOUR response to any media scare story that’s scaring you shitless.
Choose from:
Terror
Paedos
Ebola
Swine Flu
Global Warming
Ends Days
“Them”
… And lots more horrific things you’ve yet to read about!
Only two colours needed: blood red and eternal darkness black.
The following images are from a book, entitled ‘A Scary Thing Happened‘, which aims to help the little loves “cope with disasters”.
It is the work of the Freeborn County Crisis Response Team and illustrated by Marlys Jentoft, a 68-year-old grandmother of 10.
What’s your best pic? (The book has been removed from FEMA’s website.)
Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media, Scare Stories Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
A Mexican wave…goodbye…
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
It wasn’t my fault- someone sneezed in Mexico. The swines!!!
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 am
I think that everyone is making jokes about swine flu because they don’t think it will happen to them .
This is what my husband that studied microbiology told me in laymans terms.
Don’t stop panicking just because the swine flu is mild in Britain.
What is so dangerous about this flu is that it is a type that has mutated from an animal species and therefore the more people that get the mild swine flu the more likely that someone who is already suffering from a different normal flu virus will get the swine flu at the same time and this may then make a mutated version that becomes a pandemic.
This is how the swine flu could kill us all.
Yes there are lots of new flu viruses about - but not ones derived from animals.
I remember getting the ‘chicken flu’ years ago when my husband studied at Uni because someone that was studying it spilt the virus. The whole class went down with it and being so close so did I. The reason it did not spread far was because if you had it you literally could not leave your bed. We crawled on the floor to try to force feed ourselves and use the toilet. We could not phone for help. It was 3 days of hell. Years later we recognised the virus as the ‘bird flu’. And no my husband did not become a microbiologist thank goodness.
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:35 am
Hundreds of people die of flu every year. What a fuss.It is flu which comes from pigs, or birds, or pollen or chickens.Anything to take ones mind of economic ruin by banks and governments.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:12 pm
….I try ,June, I do try …but it’s in my blood….and the bottle of Absinthe always seems so full…
May 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
abstain Percy ,abstain….. .I’m sure people will help to change just one letter to make that absinthe
May 1st, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I can’t wait till the morning when my mates ask me …
“Percy you pisshead, have you got a hang over again?”
and I, pigheadedly, get the chance to answer back..
” Fuck off!…I am just suffering from a case of wine flu…..
Now call me “swine” one more time and I’m going have you up in court
for a case of swinesue….
I’m a pig!