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World’s Leading Paedophile Spotted In UK

by | 3rd, May 2009

gary-glitter GARY Glitter walks the land. But where is Gary Glitter ? The News of the World knows. And it screams from its front page:

“MONSTER IN DISGUISE – We find Evil Glitter.”

This is investigative journalism at its finest spotting a pop star who has already served time for child abuse.

And what is Glitter’s “evil” disguise and mind, kids, this is The Glitter Monster, aka. The Leader, the fiend who stalks the land, his hooves clad in massive high heels enabling him to peer though your bedroom window at night?

Is he dressed as a snotty pig? Is he going under the unlikely name Paul Gadd? Is he in the garb of a gulp! pre-pubescent girl and mingling easily with schoolchildren in branches of McDonald’s and Miss Hartle’s English class?

EVIL pop paedophile Gary Glitter has adopted a cunning new disguise to dupe the public – he’s had a Rolf Harris makeover and calls himself Darren.

gary-glitter-paedo Darren Harris? Can you see what he is yet? And does Rolph Harris know it might be time he gets a makeover to prevent him from being set apon by tabloid hacks and angry mums and dads?

Glitter’s cunning disguise seems to have been achieved by gluing a handful of dandelion puffballs to his bald head and some cotton wool to

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