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Big Brother 10 Hit By Swine Flu

by | 5th, May 2009

big-brother-pig IT’S the “£2 MILLION BIG BRUV BETTING SCANDAL”

Yes, dear reader, Big Brother is almost upon us. And this season the agonists will be the 27 Britons who’ve swine flu. Right now a lap dancer in Basildon is offering free dances to anyone able to infect her with the deadly bug.

To the story, and it is :

“A MIDDLE-Eastern gambling syndicate is plotting to fix Big Brother and net a £2million-pound fortune. Gang members gained access to last year’s voting patterns and are ready to strike again when the new show starts next month.”

What did they do?

The Daily Star understands they made around £1 million by influencing the result of last year’s final with a surge of last-minute phone calls on outsider Rachel Rice.

Given the perennial story of jammed voting lines and the risk if placing bets on a show in which someone can be evicted for inappropriate use of the word “spazmo”, the scam is not without risk.

In case you’ve forgotten last year’s show, the Star recaps:

Blind DJ Mikey Hughes, 34, was 8-11 favourite but was narrowly beaten by dull Welsh teacher Rachel, 25.

The blind DJ or the dull Welsh girl? These Middle East betting syndicates have got some patience. Must come from hours of watching sand. And

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