Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis

TO a car in Singapore, China, where a secretary is giving oral sex to her employer when their car is hit by a reversing drive, the impact causing her to bite off his penis.

In a homage to nominative determinalism, the story is reported in the, er, Sin Chew Daily.

To put the tin lid on this tale, the woman was being observed at the time by her husband’s private dick.

Says the investigator:

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”

The dick calls the ambulance.

Stay in and DIY - it’s safer… probably…

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