EXCITING news from the life of Cheryl Cole on the cover of OK! magazine:
“ANNOUNCING HER EXCITING NEWS – ‘OUR CHILD WON’T BE A SPOILT LIAR’”
She’s pregnant!
Well, no. But when Cheryl is – maybe – then any child she has with the truth-telling and very unspoilt Ashley Cole will be just like dad.
Says Cheryl:
“I think I’m ready for parenthood now.”
Quick! Get Ashley. What d’yer mean he’s out. Where? Oh, never mind. No time to waste. Get Cheryl on a flight to Malawi. Now!
“I want a big family, so I’m going to have to start soon.”
Forget Malawi. Too far. Get her a fast jet to Romania. Hurry!
Any views on what kind of child you’re after, Cheryl? BOAST - Anorak’s Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service - is listening:
“There’s no way they’ll get everything they want. I’m glad me and Ashley come from that background because there’s nothing worse than spoilt children.”
Not even a spoilt adult?
“I hate liars,” says Cheryl, who must be due to renew her wedding vows soon.
Where’s that plane?
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Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
i hope tht dont happen, i dont want her to get hurt agen, by the time they have a child and it turns into like 1, he will be off agen wid another affair, hes a lieing cheater and she should divorce him b4 its too late, she dont need a stupid man like ashley cole. SHE NEEDS SOMEONE THAT WONT BE SUCH A PRAT ON A EXCELLENT RELATIONSHIP, shes bliming amazing and beautiful and dont need ashley, she needs a loyal HANDSOME man or wateva to keep her in there arms. because shes gona break in half with him on her shoulder, and realise its a BIG HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!
plz cheryl just come to ur senses u need someone tht aint ashley and thts loyal to u. UR A GREAT WOMEN AND U DESERVE BETTER, AND UR CHILD SHOULDNT BE A PART OF HIM! plz cheryl, ur be betta without him .
May 6th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I agree - she must be due to renew her wedding vows soon - and have a new tattoo (possibly ‘Still Mrs Cole’)
May 6th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
oh dear - she’s just setting herself up again…..