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Jennifer Aniston Adopts Nicholas John

by | 6th, May 2009

jennifer-aniston-nicholas-john CRUEL to make National Enquirer readers wait an entire seven days for their next instalment of Jennifer Aniston’s life, but the wait is worth is it as it the magazine’s proud and delightful duty to announce that Ms Jennifer Aniston of the Jolie-Pitt Anistons is “A MOM AT LAST!”

News is that Jen is “adopting a baby boy!”

And “You won’t believe his name?”

Is is:

Brad?

Angelina?

C**t—Face?

No!

It’s Nicholas.

Un-be-live-able!

And his middle name?

Pen*s-Chastity-Awkright-The-Third-Amadues-Mozart-Thor-Magnificent-Tuesday?

No!

Get this it’s John, as in the American for a

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