Swine Flu: World Health Organisation Saves World From World Health Organisation
SWINE Flu is going to kill us all. You are fuc… But, what’s this? The World Health Organisation will save us all. Phew!
Thank goodness for the WHO. Had it now been around then the WHO would have had to crank the flu amp up to 6, or 7 or higher!
WHO director general, Dr Margaret Chan, said the world was “better prepared for an influenza pandemic than at any time in history”, largely because of precautions taken over the threat of bird flu.
She said: “Years of alert and expectation mean that most countries now have preparedness plans. Vaccine manufacturing capacity has increased sharply. Large stocks of antiviral drugs have been produced and procured.
“Right now, treatment courses from the WHO stockpile are being shipped to more than 70 countries in the developing world.”
Thank you WHO. Had WHO not made nations panic over bird flu, then nations would not be best able to salve the swine flu panic…
WHO are you? WHO, that’s who…
A joke:
“Knock knock”
All: “Who’s there”
“Dr.”
All: “Dr Who.”
“No, Dr WHO. And you, my friend, had best not open the door lest you die. Just pass the research fund money through the keyhole and we’ll say now more about it…”
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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
