
Francesca Neill Choses Craig David Over Paul Gascoigne And Miss Great Britain
THANKS to singer Craig David we may never know what Francesca Neill thinks of gay marriage, Confucius nor how she will help the starving millions.
The Mail reports:
Craig David whisks girlfriend off to Paris after persuading her to quit Miss Great Britain pageant.
Neill is destined to join the list of the greatest catalogue models, topless stunnas, spinsters and Big Brother strumpets who never wore the Miss Great Britain sash.
Miss Manchester Francesca, 24, was persuaded to quit the beauty pageant by her boyfriend just days before the London finale on Tuesday.
Neill already has people, and one of them tell the paper:
“Francesca is no longer taking part.”
Reading on we discover the story is rooted in the Daily Star, which suggests it is:
a) Bollocks
b) A reason to show Neill in her knickers and bra (see Mail)
c) A valuable insight into the workings of Craig David’s mind
d) All of the above
e) Gay marriage means loads more red hot fellas for us gurls
Whatever the reasons, Neill forgoes her chance of meeting judges Paul Gascoigne and Simon Webbe and the opportunity to win a year’s free hairdressing from celebrity hairdresser Adee Phelan and a £1,500 B Wagner necklace.
Instead, Neill will be in Paris with her millionaire popstar lover.
Says a competition source:
“Everyone’s really disappointed.”
Or not…
Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments





May 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Maybe you should amend your false story, or at least get the facts straight.
Moderator - Take it up with the newspaper concerned, we satirise what is already reported
May 11th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Read the story properly you muppet. He hasn’t whisked Francesca away to Paris- it’s his new girlfriend. Hence the fact it’s a story- THICKO
Moderator - good suggestion , re read it properly…..