Toilet Snake Bites Man’s Penis

IN Taiwan, a man sits on the toilet and has his penis bitten by a snake.

No, not by design. He was taking a dump.

No. It was not planned. Really. Says the China Times:

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up. When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

Huge snake. Massive. Much, much bigger than average snake.

A director at Puli Christian Hospital says of the 51-year-old man:

“As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go. A snake’s mouth isn’t always clean.”

Indeed, sometimes it’s been around a man’s penis…

Unless…

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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink