Gordon Brown Declares War On Pluto
GORDON Brown is the man who wants it all to end but does not know how to stop it.
Watching Brown twitch and gurn is now a national spectator sport. It’s hideous, of course. Brown cannot be held accountable for every ill; it’s not his fault the breaks feailed on his nanny’s Baby Bentley and killed Old Mr Anorak’s Labrador puppy.
Still, on a brighter note, one day the Earth will die and no-one will remember Gordon Brown, joined-up Government and an integrated transport policy.
“In the year 4,000 A.D., when Pluto is hollowed out and millions of people are living inside, the name of Venetia Burney may be the only thing that Great Britain is remembered for.”
Well, not the only thing - the Giant Vermin, the constellation in the form of Hazel Blears will linger for millions of years before fading with a cackle of fireworks…
Spotter: Tim Blair
Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I sincerely hope that Hazel Blears gets the big push and soon - how nauseating was her show of that cheque to the Inland Revenue - the woman must really be living in cloud cuckoo land if she thinks that’s going to make it all OK….
I did laugh when they all started saying it was important to them what their constituents thought about them as people - shall we start with greedy, patronising, selfish, morally bankrupt and economical with the truth…..?
it is hard to think of many of them who are actually worthy of a vote - watch out for even lower turnout percentages the next time we get to put pen to paper….