An Interview With World Champion Masturbator Masanobu Sato
THE winner of the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, Japan’s Masanobu Sato explains his tips and tricks for his 9 hours and 58 minutes toss.
The interview:
The Snitch: What was the secret to you going for nearly 10 hours?
Sato: “My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.”
Was there any point you felt you couldn’t go on? How did you get through those moments?
Sato: “Yes. Twice I felt I couldn’t go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc…that I can’t let them down.”
Fnar.
Were you exhausted afterward?
Sato: “Definitely. I was so exhausted that I couldn’t get up on time next day when I was supposed to go to airport to go back to Japan. Luckily, I didn’t miss the flight though.”
Could you have gone longer?
Sato: “This time, that was my limit actually. I hope I can go over 10 hours or longer next time I challenge.”
You’re now going to the world competition in Copenhagen? When is that?
Sato: “I thought I would go to Copenhagen, but now I’m not sure about it as it’s a bit too much to do marathon twice a month. I think it’s a good idea to compete with the champions of other countries, like Copenhagen, London, Portland at San Francisco.”
W**king all over the world - well here we go and here we go and here we are…
What does your family think of this achievement? Are they aware you are the world masturbating champion?
Sato: “Of course they know about the fact. They feel proud of me since last year’s my victory, I think. They were really glad and happy to hear when I reported them I could defend championship and what’s more I could blow away my own world record by 25 minutes.”
With enough swimming, anything’s possible…
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May 26th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I think the Masturbate-a-thons are healthy and wonderful events that should be promoted. Masanobu Sato should be proud of performing as well as he did, just like any athlete should. It obviously took much practice and hard work and, unlike other sports, defeat is just as pleasurable as winning whether you’re the contestant or the spectator. I believe you can only bring as much pleasure to your partner as you can to yourself and he has proven to be able to provide much. My boyfriend and I were very inspired by Masanobu and I know many others are as well. It’s no wonder masturbation events like Masturbate-a-thons are becoming popular and attended every year. It does us all so much good. I wish he could share more of his tips and perconal history at reaching this goal.
Marti