Jordan And Peter Andre’s Naked Publicity Stunt

WHEN double act Jordan and Jordan went it alone, Peter Andre was for the first time able to be face to face with Katie Price in the same room. And she realised that the orange ball in the distance was not a Davy lamp on her man’s head, but her man’s head.

Now Katie Price and Peter Andre are to divorce. And the newspapers are full of exclusive reasons why - although not one of them wonders if it might be a publicity stunt to drum up interest in the couple’s fly-in-the Touche Eclat reality TV show.

The Mirror hears from “Top international dressage rider Spencer Wilton” who says he was was on a “fun night out” in Bristol’s Syndicate club with Price after the Badminton Horse Trials.

“A group of us had been at Badminton Horse Trials and went out for dinner afterwards and then on to a club.” He added he was “already in a happy relationship with a male partner”.

That’s the Mirror’s “exclusive”, which readers can enjoy in the Telegraph, which trots out the now official media theory:

It is believed the pictures [of that night out] were the final straw for Peter Andre, who is now filing for divorce.

So the international dressage champion is gay. Who would have believed it? What about another theory? The Sun’s Bizarre team guesses:

Revellers included her married coach Andrew Gould, 28. A source said: “Peter… flew into a jealous rage when he saw the photos of her horseplay at the club in Bristol. He knew she’d spent the day with her pals from the paddock — and said he couldn’t trust her when she was drinking. This was the final straw.”

Says the souce with a rich vein of puns.

A non-gay man in the Jordan’s vicinity..? You can rule out this being a publicity stunt. We can’t ask Jordan becsue she has “fled” the country.

Last night it emerged Peter wrote about his marriage troubles SIX MONTHS ago in a song for his new album. The lyrics include: “This girl was all I needed, what will I do now I’m leaving? It hurts bad cos I was true to her… I gotta walk away.”

And:

A source said: “The sad fact is that Peter had already bought Katie a new ring in LA in a bid to save their marriage.

“But that was before they had the terrible row shown on their ITV2 show last week.” Jordan ranted at her husband in Katie And Peter Stateside: “You’re a f****** knob — I can’t stand you.

“No one knows who you are. You’re an old f****** singer no one knows about.” He hit back by branding the mum of three a “stupid, miserable, arrogant cow.”

So Peter and Katie have a TV show? An ITV “source” hears the duo talking as they limber up for the British Soap Awards.

Jordan joked: “We have the odd argument!”
Peter said: “We don’t realise how much we argue until we watch it back — then we argue about the argument.” She hit back: “We don’t argue, we bicker, but because we’re together all the time he’s my punch bag!”

This news follows Andre’s complaints about his wife’s drinking - a quote trotted out in all media as his take on the split but rooted in the pint-sized Aussie’s autobiography, All About Us - My Story, in 2006.

If Katie and Pete do split, who gets to keep the TV show? And who wants Andre’s new album?

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