Russell Brand Turns Up Holly Madison

RUSSELL Brand is reported to have “bagged” Playboy bunny “HOLLY MADISON”, former girlfriend of ancient Playboy boss “HUGH HEFNER”.

This news in big print offers up the opportunity for another of Brand’s infamous phone calls, as he dials the Playboy Mansion and tells Hefner that he’s shagging a woman young enough to be his granddaughter on a swing, rocking chair or stair lift.

A source tells us:

“Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She’s a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive. And his constant tomfoolery has her in stitches. Russ has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills.”

Stitches. Pneumatic Playboy bunny. We set them up, you hammer them in.

“He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”

A hang over from Holly’s time with Hefner, having to scream and shout to make herself heard over the clatter of nurse’s feet and daytime telly shows on antiques.

Says the Sun:

It’s apt Russ has pulled her – he’s a natural successor to the Playboy king.

Next!

Anorak

Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink