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Katie Price Turned Down By Two Men

by | 17th, May 2009

katie-price-divorce-titsOVER the newswires, news that Katie Price has been turned down by a Gary Farrow.

Who he? A gay barman at Club Strumpet? A horse?

No. Gary Farrow is a PR man who represents, among others, Jonathan Ross, Sir Elton John and the Osbourne family. He is said to have declined Katie’s offer to represent her.

Says he:

“We’ve spoken but I’m afraid she doesn’t really fit in with my current client base.”

Too high brow?

And the ubiquitous enabler behind celebrity PR, Max Clifford, says that he and Jordan together “wouldn’t work”.

Happily, Old Mr Anorak’s PR agency – Mandarin PR – can help, and WOULD accept any overtures from Katie to represent her.

Says Mandarin PR’s head honcho Old Mr Anorak’s fifth son from his second marriage, Ludwig Horatio Anorak, tells us:

“She comes across as so repressed. I’d loosen her up by perming her hair and encouraging her to put on weight. Larger teeth would help, too.”

Jordan can approach us in the usual way – either by post or by leaning across a bar…

Jordan and Pete’s PR masterclass

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