Drinking Cola Leads to Paralysis
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Drinking large amounts of cola can cause paralysis, doctors warn - Drinking large amounts of cola every day can cause muscle problems, an irregular heartbeat and even paralysis, doctors have warned – Daily Telegraph
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 20th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Stoties, mrdia?
Scary stoats and the merde-ia, currently looking for a lead singer.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
..trust me, the lemon is just as bad…..
May 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I had known for some time that Bacardi and coke caused temporary paralysis, especially in warm climates. I had always put this down to the Bacardi. Now I know I will be switching to Bacardi and lemon next time I go to Lanzarote