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New York Men Have Sex With A WingWoman In Tow

by | 20th, May 2009

wing-woman INSECURE , plain, dull, sad and stupid mean can now hire a WingWoman to act as an enticer to help you seduce other women.

The wingwoman will laugh at your jokes and then remain mute as you move in.

This is pretty much how prostitution works the trustworthy house mother befriending a shagable, unsuspecting target with an eye to making money off her bones by marketing her to a creepy man.

On Cragslist appears the follpwing advert:

$30/hour: Personal Introduction Assistant / “wingwoman” (Midtown)
Reply to:job-9qnwa-1179876392@ craigslist .org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-20, 6:42AM EDT

We have an opening for a part-time personal introduction assistant, aka a “wingwoman.”

You must be classy and dress well.

Beyond that you must be able to do 4 things: 1) start conversations with beautiful women; 2) after that, remain totally silent, unless spoken directly to, but smile and look friendly while the man you are “winging” orchestrates the social situation; 3) socialize and block any man or woman attempting to interfere with the man you are winging and any woman he is chatting with; and 4) end any conversation you are having instantly at the direction of the man you are winging. These requirements are essential, not for everyone, and difficult to do well.

Now, this is a job (that’s why you get paid), but it’s very fun, and you may even make new friends, or even meet someone special , if it doesn’t interfere with your primary employment purpose.

This job is not for you if you are uptight, frumpy, grumpy, shy, a man-hater, a debbie downer, a critic, a control freak, a pouter, a therapist, researching, writing an article, with the press, a prostitute, an escort, a relationship counselor, or a feminist with a bone to pick. Gack.

You must be 18, usually 21 for the events we attend. All work is

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