Pedistate To Sedate Young People
CANCEL the Phenogran, the all-lettuce diet, the wee snort of Malibu and the priest’s lesson – the PediSedate is here, and it’s the last word in child sedation:
PediSedate is a medical device consisting of a colorful, toy-like headset that connects to a game component such as the Nintendo Game Boy system or a portable CD player. Once the child places it on his or her head and swings the snorkel down from its resting place atop the head, PediSedate transparently monitors respiratory function and distributes nitrous oxide, an anesthetic gas. The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music. This dramatically improves the hospital or dental experience for the child, parents and healthcare providers.
Look out for a home pack arriving from a mail order from based in Russia very soon…
Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Technology Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
In my young day, it was administered by my Grandmother - “a quarter grain of Phenobarbitol.” And yes, there was plenteous abuse.
May 21st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Yes they shouldn’t be allowed to eat curry the night before should they
May 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I still shudder when I remember being gassed by the dentist. I can smell it now. Yuk.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
We never had that in my young day….