Pakistan Cricket On Stumps And Shoaib’s Genital Viral Warts
THE Pakistan Cricket Board announces that Shoaib Akhtar - the Rawalpindi Express - will not be bowling at the World Twenty20 on account of his discreet matter:
The PCB has withdrawn Shoaib Akhtar from the 15-man squad for next month’s World Twenty20, saying - in an unusually revealing statement - that he had been diagnosed with genital viral warts.
Former Pakistan fast bowler Sarfaraz Nawaz is more gentlemanly:
“The problem is that there is too much emphasis on gym training for bowlers and as a result while the upper body of the bowlers is strong their legs are weak and they constantly face fitness problems.”
That’s stumps…
Note: Last night your writer was at a talk given by Henry Olonga - it was an evening in which Henry sang Nessun Dorma. Play it again, Shoaib…
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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