LUKAS Neuhardt forgot to had put the safety catch on when he shoved a gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He then shot his penis off.
Impressed, his friends called medics.
Neuhardt said a masked mugger had shot him.
Police look. How did the magic bullet leave the stricken man’s trousers intact?
Says a police source:
“Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself.”
Surgeons glue Neuhardt’s little Herr back on. And then arrest him…
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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