Susan Boyle Watch: Britain’s Got Tourette’s
SUSAN Boyle Watch – In which Susan Boyle behaves like a holidaymaker in London and tells coppers, Piers Morgan and Shaheen Jafargholi to fuck off.
“SuBo goes loco”, screams the Sun. “Britain’s Got bad language,” announces the Mirror.
RANTING Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day, The Sun can reveal.
And as Anorak revealed, er, yesterday. And what’s this about Susan Boyle having any cool to lose? Boyle is as cool as a wasabi enema. Boyle is a product on nominative determinism. And she’s called Sue, so mind what you say about her.
And so to the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London where Susan Boyle is giving full throat to the Scots punk classic:
“How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”
Says the Sun:
One of two cops stationed at the hotel went up and asked: “Is there a problem?”
Did you get that? Two cops stationed at a hotel? This is what Celebrity Police Service at work, keen to be pictured with celebrities, whether they be falling from a nightclub, snorting sherbet or telling people for fuck off in the London suburbs. Says Susan Boyle:
“Of course there’s a f***ing problem.”
And then this gem from the CPS handbook:
One officer told her: “You are in the public eye, you must learn to expect this sort of thing.”
As Anorak told you yesterday, Boyle, or a Boyle look-alike, responded to Shaheen Jafargholi being put through to the final of Britain’s Got Talent by yelling “fuck off” at the TV screen. Today those words of encouragagment are backed up by a “V” sign.
Susan Boyle is the Churchill of her day.
There’s a danger Boyle might be starting to believe all the hype surrounding her and lose some of her early hairy, scary charm. There’s even talk she might undergo plastic surgery to transform herself into a beauty. That would be a complete waste of money – a six-pack of super strength lager would achieve the same result at a fraction of the cost – Derek McGovern, Daily Mirror
Susan Boyle Tells Fan To Fuck Off
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
May 29th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
June, I had read what C&C said and to be honest from the first time I watched her as she did her shake before and then dancing around after I was pretty certain she had some ‘problems’. I have a very dear friend I’m very protective of who has the same ‘ways’ Susan Boyle has and I’ve watched her outbursts, showing off all most childlike and displays of childlike temper with ‘blue’ language, how I recogized some signs in Susan Boyle. But a very kind loving person as I’m sure Susan Boyle is and very easily taken advantage of by people, as they have a childlike desire to please everyone. She took care of her father as Susan Boyle took care of her mother for many years.
May 29th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Cheryl
C&C suggested SuBo could be autistic, and my neighbour certainly thinks she is, (she is experienced with this problem. )
If so, BGT is cruel, and just entertainment for the mockers. We don’t watch it, but I know Paul Potts and SuBo were launched, but perhaps BGT could change its attitude and just keep to talent and in a more kindly way.
These people shouldn’t have to run the gauntlet to show their gifts ,there MUST be a kinder way, after all they do have a high personal price to pay.
May 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
A link to an interesting news aricle that appeared pointing out that once again how much truth is to the stories the Newspapers over there carry re the one carried about Susan Boyle’s conduct in using the ‘f’ word.
http://www.popeater.com/music/article/susan-boyle-f-bomb-rumors/500754?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Fmusic%2Farticle%2Fsusan-boyle-f-bomb-rumors%2F500754
May 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Dear Cheryl, you are always so consistantly compassionate that I would only have you defend my honour in court …. in my case to sue the swine…….the jobs yours…go get ‘em girl!…
P.S. Here’s exhibit No.1… proof of plagarism….
http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/celebrities/celebrities/celebrities/207409.html
P.P.S. Cheryl, could you go after poncey Perez first, as he lives nearer to you….and I quite like The SunBro……..they speak my lingo….sometimes…..
May 29th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Percy, you settled for only an apology from the Sun? Now even I can testify to the horrendous stress it put you under, why my heavens that epitome of a perfect British Gentleman was reduced to using 4 letter words that is totally out of character for him. Quick get your blood pressure taken and an immediate ekg – Percy, you can get hundreds of thousands of pounds from the Sun for the severe emotional stress they have caused you by plagarizing the SuBo name.
What the ‘f’, Percy, everyone else has sued them!
May 28th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Susan needs to have her own manager and get on with her singing career. Only thing is she is tied to the apron string so to speak of the Show and it will be hard for her to sever ties. She does look as if she can speak her mind though.
May 28th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Cheryl…”look at the article in The Mail today……”….
are you having a laugh?…..asking a man as outraged as I , to look in the Mail is downright dangerous…you don’t seem to understand that, like SuBo, I am seething and nearly beyond boiling point..have a heart..reading that apalling paper might make me burst a bleeding blood vessel….
P.S. Fuck Off Perez …..I saw her first.
P.P.S. I have had an apology from The Sun and a promise that Percy will be appearing on page three next Friday..
May 28th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
…..who gives a monkeys what that prat , Piers Moregone, thinks of SuBo….I’m still seething that that pillocking ponce, Perez, has plagarised me….and as for The Sun….well the least they could have done….is put me & SuBo on page three….
They will not get away with this….I have talent too and will not be treated like a pig by these animals…..
May 28th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Way to go, Percy!
Recall early on when I said along the lines I felt Piers was really genuine in what he said to her after her first performance and how I watched him look at her when she was singing all most with softness? Look at the article that appeared in the Dailymail today. Do you think he is ‘sweet’ on her or just has a good heart of gold?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1189251/Give-Susan-Boyle-break-Piers-Morgan-defends-Britains-Got-Talent-star-outbursts.html
May 28th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
mods..why have you removed my posts?
Moderator- ?
May 28th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
now I’m really fucking angry….that stupin swine, Perez fucking Hilton has been using the SuBo name too, ……it really can’t get any more embarassing than being plagarised by that pig Perez …..how low can I go?…..I’m going to sue the fucking ugly fat twat for using my names in vain….
May 28th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
quote from the SunBro ………”Susan, dubbed SuBo roared…”Of course there’s a f*cking problem…” ….the fucking problem is…I was the one that dubbeb her SuBo and now the f*ckig Sun of all people have plagarised Percy…..the cheeky sodding so & so’s….I’m going to see my brief about sueing the swine…..why could’nt it have been the Guardian….I mean for f*cks sake….how embarassing….how am I ever going to live this down….I’m f8cking furious and know exactly how SuBo feels….being used by the press in this way is f*cking apalling
May 28th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Call me a cynic if you wish but may I ask can the only too well known UK newspapers mongers of twisting the truth produce a recording of her using fuck at the times they report? Or are we back to their ‘he says/she says’ … as the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth according to the mirror, sun, etc.?
Furthermore, just what is wrong with the word fuck? It can be quite an enjoyable fun descriptive word to use. Below is a link to show how “this incredible word can be used to describe many situations”:
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/fuck.html
May 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I know you are there C&C, I ticked the email me box!
OOh he was a sexy bugger, sadly he should have retired , not been embalmed, I mean surgery
May 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
at least Tom’s on the right bus…..??
May 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
WELL!! That’s some fu*king nerve you’ve got there June, taking the piss like that! Weird huh? who you calling weird?!
I was never a Tom Jones fan even back then… too porno by far. Tsk tsk.
May 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I often yell at my tv, and tell it to ‘fuck off’ usually during party political broadcasts, footie, boxing, and BGT and BB and all that crap
Buster,
Tom Jones was fantastic, the only one who looked weird back in those days was Cliff
(now wait til C&C reads this , then we’ll see Tourettes par excellence)
May 28th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I am sick and tired of sites like this taking the piss out of people with Tourette’s syndrome. I too suffer from tourette’s and I can tell you now it’s no fucking joke
May 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Where has the great talent we used to produce gone, a man getting out of a strait jacket suspended on a burning rope is a poor reflection on British talent.
Even the youngsters mainly do cover versions of old songs these days.
I remember as a very young child seeing Tom Jones when he was a young man on tv and I recently watched his old performances on youtube, he was a truly class act, he could sing and look the part too and even in black and white it was a fantastic act.
There were many other great acts too or is it that i,m just getting old and seeing the past through rose tinted glasses
May 28th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
My apologies substitute ‘naive’ for ‘simple’. Poor choice of words
May 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
I don’t think she’s ‘simple’ yampster, but I do think she has L/D problems….. or so it seems it to me watching her when she’s not singing. Her inappropriate hip swivelling and odd comments are pointers to me from an ex-professional POV. Not to mention the ‘wardance’ of excitement. I’ve seen that so many times. Outer edge of the autism spectrum maybe?
Just wish they’d leave her alone!
May 28th, 2009 at 10:32 am
C&C. I have a friend who works in West Lothian and he tells me she is far from ‘unknown’ up there. Neither is she in any way ‘simple’ in the way she has been portrayed in the press. As far as BGT’s concern goes. I think they set her up so they could knock her down and all this hype is to generate great rivalry and great income for Saturday’s vote
May 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
It seems the press are desperate to push and push her. Today she’s been called the usual ‘hairy angel’ (insult in my book) spinster and singleton. None of which is relevant to whether she can sing or not.
With her learning disability she probably has a skewed take on appropriate behaviour…. if BGT was as benevolent as it likes to pretend then there would be someone with her to ensure she doesn’t fly off the handle with frustration. (as she now apparently has).
I HATE seeing her being poked at like a wasps nest.
as a nation we have zero compassion for those outside of the narrow norm.
May 28th, 2009 at 9:02 am
hey….The Sun nicked that nickname ….I made up the tag,SuBo, using the nuevo lingo,Esperamericano….I’m not sure if I should be proud …or …pitied being plagiarised by The Sun bros.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:04 am
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May 28th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Just ask her to spell cucumber. Always a good test. I bet you can’t keep your face straight