Susan Boyle Watch: Britain’s Got Tourette’s
“SuBo goes loco”, screams the Sun. “Britain’s Got bad language,” announces the Mirror.
RANTING Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day, The Sun can reveal.
And as Anorak revealed, er, yesterday. And what’s this about Susan Boyle having any cool to lose? Boyle is as cool as a wasabi enema. Boyle is a product on nominative determinism. And she’s called Sue, so mind what you say about her.
And so to the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London where Susan Boyle is giving full throat to the Scots punk classic:
“How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”
Says the Sun:
One of two cops stationed at the hotel went up and asked: “Is there a problem?”
Did you get that? Two cops stationed at a hotel? This is what Celebrity Police Service at work, keen to be pictured with celebrities, whether they be falling from a nightclub, snorting sherbet or telling people for fuck off in the London suburbs. Says Susan Boyle:
“Of course there’s a f***ing problem.”
And then this gem from the CPS handbook:
One officer told her: “You are in the public eye, you must learn to expect this sort of thing.”
As Anorak told you yesterday, Boyle, or a Boyle look-alike, responded to Shaheen Jafargholi being put through to the final of Britain’s Got Talent by yelling “fuck off” at the TV screen. Today those words of encouragagment are backed up by a “V” sign.
Susan Boyle is the Churchill of her day.
There’s a danger Boyle might be starting to believe all the hype surrounding her and lose some of her early hairy, scary charm. There’s even talk she might undergo plastic surgery to transform herself into a beauty. That would be a complete waste of money – a six-pack of super strength lager would achieve the same result at a fraction of the cost – Derek McGovern, Daily Mirror