Sex And Porn Speeds Up Global Warming

HAVING arrived availed themselves of the “occasional use of private aviation fuel”, Green Shirts at the World Business Summit Climate Conference in Copenhagen, are dimming the lights and, like all good armies, stimulating the local prostitution economy:

“We’ve been extremely busy. Politicians also need to relax after a long day,” says ‘Miss Dina’, herself a prostitute…

Nyhedsbrevet 3F called various escort agencies and prostitutes to hear whether they had been busier than normal during the climate conference – and all agreed; summits in Copenhagen are good for the economy.

Anorak has conducted a study and found that so long as the Green Shirts use gags and Tantric techniques, they can keep breathing to a minimum and so keep carbon emissions to a minimum.

No–one wants repeat of the Kyoto conference in which rutting Green Shirts expelled enough CO2 to kill 3,000 hectares of Colombian rainforest…

Click the links for green porn:

Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porno” Under The Sea

Green Porno Is Creating A Buzz In The Art World

Anorak

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