Anorak | Man Driven To Cocaine When Lover Forgets Gravy

Man Driven To Cocaine When Lover Forgets Gravy

by | 29th, May 2009

gravy-boat-and-cocaine-spoon TO Bristol Magistrates’ Court, where reformed drug addict Paul Dibble tells The Beak that he turned to crack cocaine because his girlfriend didn’t make any gravy for their Sunday roast dinner.

Old Mr Anorak believes that, if true, this woman should be sent far from this place to Australia or somewhere equally hideous and made to understand the error of her ways. Your editor just wonders if crack can be liquefied and how much an entuire gravy

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