SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle is the Hairy Pig, spreading her Susan Bole Fever over the world.
But – look out – she might not make it. The Boyle virus is in danger!
Sky News: Boyle ‘May Be Harmed’ By Tonight’s Final
An assassin?
Simon Newton, Sky News reporter, says:
Susan Boyle should be pulled out of tonight’s Britain’s Got Talent final, warns a former psychologist on Channel Four’s Big Brother.
This is Tabloid Bingo – the linking of two themes to create a new story. In this instance Susan Boyle is chance to introduce the next reality TV show, Big Brother.
Meanwhile over on the Mirror’s front page it’s:
“ON THE EDGE: Health Fears for Katie [Price] and Susan as the strain shows.”
Katie Price [right] and Susan Boyle are linked. Bingo!
Back to Big Brother and Susan Boyle:
David Wilson, professor of criminology at Birmingham City University, says the 48-year-old charity worker may be harmed by the psychological pressure she faces.
Criminology? Is Susan Boyle likely to steal the microphone, or impale Ant ‘n’ Dec on it?
“The well being of Susan Boyle has to be prioritised over the needs of the programme,” he said.
“And if we prioritise Susan Boyle’s mental health needs then she should not go into the final because if she did I don’t believe the producers know how she will react.”
The benchmark for Wilson’s theory is the sobbing singing-ballerina Hollie Steel (with an “ie”), who whines in the manner of an 80-year-old cleaner polishing the silver, slowly. She is truly dreadful, truly truly dreadful. But look at the tears. Look! Look!! Look!!!
The little girl burst into tears, and the judges let her have another go after Simon Cowell told her: “I don’t care how we find it, but we’ll find the time somewhere”.
Sadly, that special time was not away from the cameras. And sobbing Hollie sobbed and sang and screeched and sang and sobbed and got through to the show’s final at the expense of those who failed to sob.
In the final look out for Sobbing Hollie blurting out, “It’s for (snot, sob, gulp!) Maddie”. And then pinching herself hard on the arm.
And the Big Brother nodding head is not the only one fearing for Boyle:
Neighbour Gary Barkhouse said: “I think the whole community worries for her. It’s a pressure she’s never had before.”
And Amanda Holden:
She told Sky News:”It’s very difficult for someone to go from anonymity to worldwide fame and to cope with something after just four weeks of being in the public eye.”
And not just for Amanda, but for Susan Boyle too.
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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 31st, 2009 at 7:13 am
These competitions always seem to depend on WHO votes and most of the time its the kids with the ‘free minutes’ mobile phones! Over and over. Hence George last year. They are the voters who don’t vote for children or ‘oldies’, they like the perceived ‘hotties’ and what better than a whole troupe of them?? But Diversity seem like nice, hard-working boys so good luck to them.
My personal favourite was Julian Smith..
Talented and definitely rather gorgeous. Bet he got the older women’s vote!! But he came third.
Not that I watched it of course… as if!
May 31st, 2009 at 1:59 am
mods…how long does it taketo moderate one little post?…come on….pullyour finger out…or try the Anusol as I suggested.
Moderator - Complain to Anorka Percy, I haven’t blocked you
May 31st, 2009 at 1:39 am
mos…I’m getting pigging sick of going into moderation everytime I post….what is your problem?
May 31st, 2009 at 1:16 am
No I don’t. Her swearing at probably did more to further endear her to the voting publicin the UK. We like a person who speaks her mind even if they do use expletives. The fact is that more people voted for someone else. The fact is that on the night more people thought that Diversity were better than SuBo. She will make a lot of money, probably a lot more than the dancers but she lost tonight
May 31st, 2009 at 1:09 am
.I don’t give a frigging flying f*ck if SuBo won or not….I am still fucking seething that the Sun have been blatantly copying my talent by using the SuBo satirical name that I created for Susan….this is karaoke journalism and it should not be allowed.
P.S. Well done to the winners, Ant & Dec, they performed really well for two ugly blokes with very little talent.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:32 am
She was a gracious loser, Yampster! However, she gave a fantastic performance singing tonight. I’ll wager she’ll end up with contracts far exceeding $5 million.
Not making any excuses for her lose but do you think the UK newspapers moralistic coverage of her allegedly using ‘f’ng’ all over the place affected the people in their voting? There are those holier than thou art ones who wouldn’t say *hit if they had a mouthful of it who inhabit our respective countries..
May 30th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Oh dear! Never mind. There’s always the X factor. She’ll have to make do with the contract for 5 million and forget meeting the Queen.
May 30th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Why would any parent put their child in a public arena to compete against adults? You are correct, CC,it is an abuse in a way - but abuse at its worst - emotional abuse. Childhood is a wonderful time for a child and it is delightful to watch as they go through each stage. She is robbing her child of her childhood,. That child should be going through her childhood without a worry in the world - just being a little girl.
May 30th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Brave Hollie
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/4408407.Brave_Hollie_raring_to_go_for_Britain_s_Got_Talent_final/
May 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I stopped watching this series when I found out that some of the acts had appeared elsewhere.
It was the lad who had been in a Michael Jackson musical that did it for me. When he started to sing Valerie and then SC asked if he could sing something else it was cringeworthy.
Total utter sham bollox IMO.
I thought the show was all about normal people who had some sort of talent and this was the only chance they had to show it.
How naive was I?
May 30th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Oh its ok Yampster, have quite a few unseen dvds to watch. Phew!
From what I have heard C&C the whole prog could be dropped, its an abuse of airtime along with beauty pageants and the ilk.
Jeremy Paxman and the politicians however are a different matter
May 30th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I think everyone thinks that C&C.Unfortunately, it’s her Mum’s last chance of second hand fame
May 30th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Does anyone else think that the 10 year old should have pulled out of the contest by her mother last night? bordering on child abuse…….. yuk. Give the show an age limit of 16 and bring back Junior Showtime!
May 30th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Sorry June. It’s like a party politcal broadcast. On all channels simultaneously
May 30th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Maybe there’s a Taggart or Morse on somewhere tonight, or even Timeteam…please please please please
May 30th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Tears of joy and grief tonight. Get your BGT bingo cards at the ready.
Dead Mum/father/husband/wife? Check
All you ever wanted? Check
Worked your whole life for this moment? Check
Can’t possibly go back to school/window cleaning/cheffing/your husband/being and MP after this? Check
Never been kissed and never likely to be? Check
Amazed at the response of the audience? Check