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Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Divorce

by | 2nd, June 2009

suri-cruise-suriKATIE Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise. No. Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise?

Grazia magazine invites readers to join a heated debate. The chair moves that Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise.

Grazia says “critics have been predicting” the end of the relationship. When Tom or Katie do split, or one of them goes up Space Mountain one last time, a million hacks will scream, “Told ya!”

Grazia says that on the web there’s a story saying that Tom and Katie are looking to aplit. The source is not cited, but Grazia has heard it. It also says the Katie’s dad is a “divorce attorney”.

But others say the story of divorce is “ludicrous” and that they read on the web that Her Majesty the Queen is a reptilian washerwoman who plans to destroy Tom Cruise (real name xc98fd@2) with her many-toothed vagina.

The debate rages…

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