Heather Mills’ Meat-Free Leg Hits Supermarket Shelves
HEATHER Mills is said to have become separated from her false leg fell in a supermarket.
The leg did not end up in the frozen goods section, nor was it shoplifted and sold in a pub as “meat unspecified”.
Mills was rescued by two youths after falling over while out shopping.
She wrote on her Twitter page:
“Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my a*s but they rescued my leg and me.”
Teenage boys follow Heather Mills. Why? Too young to be store detectives, surely? Perhaps they were fans? Or Germans?
In other Mills news, the ex-wife of Paul McCartney has unveiled plans to release a meat-free dog food.
See leg above.
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June 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Not many stories re her anymore since the UK’s and McCartney’s nasty divorce with her.
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
oh dear - typical of Heather to blame somebody else for her “bad luck” in life…
it would be a cracking headline though.. “Heather Mills Legless in Supermarket”!