Kerry Katona And Katie Price United At Last

IN this week’s OK! Jordan and Kerry Katona “FIGHT BACK”.

Jordan: “YOU CAN’T TAKE MY CHILDREN AWAY FROM ME.”

Kerry Katona: “’I’D KILL MYSELF IF IT WASN’T FOR MY KIDS.’”

No pressure, little Katonas, but a wrong word and mum dies.

Inside OK!, its “KATIE AND KERRY” two woman united in a photo montage featuring various children sitting on their laps.

Thanks to vitamin D pills and sunlamps, Katie’s children can sit on her overhung lap-lap all they like. And Kerry’s children, one of whom sports a gap in her teeth you could slide a JPS Player Special into with minimal fuss, are all grins.

OK! then asks a question: “BAD MUMS?”

Impossible. Kerry was Celebrity Mum of the Year in 2005. And Katie took the title in 2007.

If their children ever need proof that mum is a top mum – better than the other celebrity mums – they need only see the certificate.

OK! then wonders “WHAT NEXT?” and invites along Piers Morgan and Max Clifford to guess.

Max says Kerry can be “the next Julie Walters”. And he should be right just as soon as Walters gets knocked up by cabbie and wrings out her “lettuce” on the telly.

Piers says Katie’s sister went to the same school as he did.

Anorak says Piers should hook up with Kerry and Max should wine and dine Katie. They all deserve one another.

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink