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The Jonas Brothers And Spray-On STDs

by | 4th, June 2009

jonas-brothers THE clean-cut Jonas Brothers’ video feature the trio spraying their lip-glossed fans with white foam from hoses held at waist height.

In Good Housekeeping rock ‘n’ loo rolls edition the Jonai Mum talks about her virginal boys’ sex lives.

If there is one thing guaranteed to put every Priapic boy outside small farming communities and the Forest of Dean off sex it is to hear mum talking about it.

Says Denise a former sign-language teacher, who may be best able to explain that aforesaid foaming:

They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them. I don’t think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”

Hey, boys, listen up. Mum is closing her eyes

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