Madonna And Toy Boy Shop For Orphans In Nigeria

IN “MADONNA BID FOR NEW TOT”, Madonna is said to be looking to adopt another African baby with her lover Jesus.

Eat yer heart out, Mary – look, no stretch marks! Madonna is not only better then God, whom she can reach through Kabbalah, but can have more immaculate conceptions than a host of angles can muster.

Having scoured Malawi for a photogenic child, Madonna is now floating above Nigeria, descending on an orphanage in the city of Kaduna where a female child lives.

A source close to the 50-year-old singer tells one and all:

“She was distraught when her adoption failed in Malawi. At the time she blamed the fact that her relationship with Jesus made her look like she was going through some midlife crisis.”

Nothing of it. Madonna cares enough not only to adopt a child but to also date its playmate.

If Jesus can bring his toys, Madonna offers the full package..

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Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink