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Michael Jackson Goes Bowling With Obama

by | 8th, June 2009

jackson-neverland-ukGREAT news for mums and dads looking for things to occupy young minds this summer holidays – Michael Jackson will rebuild his Neverland ranch in the UK.

Jackson is reported to have commanded AEG, his concert promoters, to mutate the British home he is renting, Foxbury Manor in Chislehurst, Kent, into a replica of his former US estate.

Given the state of his US estate, the effect can be reproduced with a few hundred spiders, a large bucket of dust and some fast-rusting ironwork.

But that’s not all, kids.

Gordon Smart tells Sun readers that Jackson wants to wow locals with a “bowling alley”. Says a thrilled source:

“He loves bowling, so has insisted an alley be created and he’s never lost his love of funfairs, so has demanded one be built in the grounds.”

Just think, kidzzzzzzz – bowling! Not since heap biggum chief from over big pond, bowling spazmo Barack Obama gave Her Majesty The Queen a wizard iPod music gramophone has the UK been so treated to the magic of America.

Says Old Mr Anorak:

“It’s like D-Day all over again…”

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