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Sophie Reade’s Lesbian Porn Video

by | 8th, June 2009

sophie reade Sophie Reades Lesbian Porn VideoBIG Brother waiting-to-be-inflated blonde Karly Ashworth tells the housemates that she has had sex on camera with Big Brother inflated blonde Sophie Reade.

The assisted blondes told Siavash, Cairon and Freddie that they had starred in a porn movie together. Old Mr Anorak, expert on such matters, says not. It’s a ruse. And that’s a dangerous game to play given that Freddie (Marty Feldman/ Farty Meldman) has opined, “I would stab someone in the front.

Sophie could attract his wrath and be the first contestant to leave the house by zipping over the wall, circling Angel’s head twice and then landing on the floor like a hairy spent condom.

Sophie, however, continues to talk about sex, and in an utterly sexless way. This is sex by marketing committee. Sophie has the massive Jordans and the blonde hair and self-awareness. But Sophie is just a younger-than-Jordan aid to masturbation.

Boys, you don’t need all that – you can just make a call to Lisa and stare at a picture of Sophie while fondling a Fondant Fancy.

Or blow up a couple of bags of cheese and onion and give them a bang…

In this video you can see Sophie Reade moving with all the grace and sexual allure of a Chelsea Pensioner’s jowls…



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