Letterman’s Sexual Fantasies About The Wrong Palin Girl

DAVID Letterman makes a joke about Sarah Plain’s 14-year-old daughter Willow being sexually assaulted and then explains that he was misunderstood.

You see, Dave was talking about the other daughter, not Willow, but Bristol Palin being attacked:

Letterman insisted today that the real target was [Sarah Palin’s] 18-year-old daughter Bristol.

It’s just a case of poor reseach. It wasn’t Bristol Palin at the basball game in New York with her mum but Willow. And she’s 14.

“We were, as we often do, making jokes about people in the news and we made some jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughter [Bristol]… and now they’re upset with me…” Letterman says on tonight’s show. “These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl…. Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was okay for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No.”

As Tim Blair says:

So Sarah Palin went to a baseball game with her 14-year-old daughter, Letterman cracked wise about Palin’s daughter being knocked up by a baseball player during the game, but he was really talking about another daughter who … wasn’t at the game. Makes sense.

Says Dave:

Listen, I didn’t know Willow Palin was 14. She was born in 1995. I thought she was still 13.

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Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink