The Five Greatest Things About Cristiano Ronaldo
1. White Fright - While the use of an all-white kit in the Champions’ League final endeavoured to show off Ronaldo’s tan to greatest effect, the good works was undone by the merchandising office’s decision to stick with red tops for next season’s home kit.
On a brighter note, look out for next season’s Champions’ League matches, when English fans at Manchester United will release years of frustration at having to support Ronaldo’s antics by foaming at the chops and cheering loudly as Wayne Rooney treads on his testicles.
Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 12th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
..if he’s shagging Paris Hilton, then not only can’t he drive but he also has no taste whatsoever, as also indicated by his fashion sense…
let’s face it, he’s no Beckham….
June 11th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
there are 5 great things about Ronaldo….?
at least he won’t be driving the roads of the NorthWest any more…..
June 11th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Excuse me Anorka, but it was Fotherington-Thomas who had a facination with the clouds and the sky. Perhaps you could correct it in a later edition