Man Banned From Selling Girls’ Saliva As Cure On eBay

ZHOU, a Chinese man, is now banned from selling the saliva of teenage girls as a tonic on China’s Taobao.com, that country’s version of eBay.

Hunan Online tells of complaints made against the produce.

Zhou claims the dribble as a tonic, each vial worth $3.25. For additional reason, each pot comes with a picture of the girl producer.

Zhou says the drool was collected from 18-year-old girls while they slept.

Girls like Bubba the bearded young lovely who drives trucks and sleeps at the wheel; Spanner the talented young hod carrier; Matt The Talc, the Y-front-wearing window licker on disability benefits; Bonzo the labrador cross with the gingivitus…and many more gorgeous gels…

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