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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Acceptance Speech In Full

by | 15th, June 2009

ahmadinejad UNRESTRAINED by a need to be credible, the novelist or tabloid hack can only envy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and wonder where the story will next turn.

Ahmadinejad has now addressed the crowd and the mob and explained that things are as they because that is how they are meant to be.

Says he:

In truth , when Simon Cowell offered me a place on the judging panel of American Idol I was forced to consider my position. My win at the polls is also a win for Paula Abdul, who gets to keep her seat for another season. It being God’s will.

I’d also like to thank Cristiano Ronaldo for giving me so much support over the past few moths, which have been, at times, trying. Like him, I too move on to pastures new and challenging. Ronnie, keep in touch.

I’d also like to say that it was very sad that my opponents, who I shall not lower myself to name for fear of upsetting their poor children, but whom my supporters call Macca, should engage in “psychological warfare”.

I am not bitter towards Mir Hossein Mousavi, just disappointed. Had I wanted to go

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